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Posted 6/5/2008 5:00:29 PM


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oooonnnly in your
dark sweet lil kinky
dreeeaaams tonic!

*severely ravages you,
then gives you a very playful
clenching-squeeze
of your tush*

Although, I'm sure a mithra Thf
would look tight in full relic
They look hot in full Rdm or Drk AF,
thaaaat's fer suuure!
But, usually they
look betta neked. *nods lots*

Mmm... hm...

Yup, you must distract party
by fighting neeekked...
they won't mind in the least.....
reaaally!

*chinese tone*
The mob love you loooonnnng tiiime...
May...I...take...your...order?
you want french fry? cheese-burgars?
creamofsomeyoungguy, no? *heh*
show mob true way of the Thief, baaaay-bee
forbidden thief crack monkey technique: no...dagger(s)...style!
250 million kicks!
veeeeeeery powerful
veeeeeeery dangerous
veeeeeeery forbidden
only 2 thiefs in entire world
Master secret crack monkey Thief technique. *sl*

*thinks*
Yeeeah, I have a few ls's too... one for CoP
but it's filled with people trying to get through the earlier area's
like CoP 2-5 or 5-2, etc.
I went whm/smn during the airship battle actually.
*subtle lil whisper* you should go Sam if you lvl it more.

hm... they've added new blu spells
and just when I learned Plasma Charge...
Thanks to a Smn friend who can solo
those huge manta-ray sharks with the right gear
the kind that gives like -4 summon perpetuation MP cost
I hafta help him fight Genbu later.
(Mmm... God of giant turtles ...on crack!)
And here I was...
thinking I was one
spell away from retirement... *sigh*

I'm starting to think I should
get another smn or bst
for mind blast.
or pay someone an
enormously high amount of gil to do such.
...I...dun...wanna...die.... a horrible slow agonizing death *lol*

to moves like their
"Immortal Shield",
~ Makes them immune to all magic cept enfeebling
"Mind Purge"
~ Wipes all buffs off a single target (including food buffs)
"Tribulation"
~ AOE Blind and Bio III: -39 HP per second
and that "Mind Blast" and "Immortal Anathema"

f-ugly...squid...thing... must... die!


Come tank the
SoulFlayer mob
for Me tonic, As bst or smn...
Everyone else seems to fear them immensely.
Gee, I wonder why...

*snugs ya
firm and good*












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Religion is regarded by the Common People as True,
by the Wise as False, and by the Rulers as Useful.

Post #837812
Posted 6/9/2008 9:44:23 AM


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oh sure, i can tank a soulflayer mob. >.>

as a whm/(gimpy)smn. lol
other then that, NO WAY. >.< mean mobs (and i can't evade magic on my thf ), i can't believe you have to fight one for the blu AF, what a pain that was for a friend of mine, and he was the only blu we had ever had in our ls, so that was the first time we ever did the fight. lol. :/ i died, i pulled too much hate spam curing my nin tank.

we're gonna have a go at my reverend mail this weekend. wanna come? I think.... you should change servers and come to mine.

Had a long weekend, lost an ls mate because he got all upset about them asking him to be brd or blm, when he has a sam and a mnk to offer too.... for god fights. :/ So, drama abides, and it blows. and not in the good way.

We did the rest of my group's CoP fight, and now i have 8 people asking me how we're gonna do the next three paths. i don't think i like being a leader, but i'm [Mega Boss]y according to some, so they all ask me what to do. I dunno if i'm bossy, i'm just more vocal is all

why don't you just come and be me, and do my CoP for me? but, you can't have my character running around naked (i got a rep to maintain), she's gotta have some clothes on, even if its the summer wear clothes. lol

ok, its Monday morning, i gotta do something that looks like work. *blows you... kisses*

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega" - Brodie, Mallrats
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Posted 6/10/2008 12:33:21 AM
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*ROTFLMFAO* OH MY GOD! *can't breathe*
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Posted 6/10/2008 9:10:26 AM


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*flicks Hatterboy's hat off*







"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega" - Brodie, Mallrats
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Posted 6/10/2008 10:26:26 PM


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and I had something all typed up too...
...but now it's gone, and I'm too tiiiiiiiired to retype it.

the soulflayer... the one for Blu head AF
that one is a baby soulflayer... ...it's supposed to be childs play
compared to the real ones out in the Mire.
I agree, not an easy fight though.

hahaha...gimpy smn tonic ...that's an interesting visual...
*tarded tonic hand gesture sign* *lmao*

*peer pressure tactic #37*
but, tonic... all the cool people hang out on Quetzalcoatl server
and... ...you wanna be cool, now dont'cha?

Yes, you should get rid of that ls
...they...just...too...weak.
They're holding you back from your true potential!
(...as a gimpy smn hahaha....)

Besides, I could show you how to use those daggers in knife-play
as well as fire-play *playful smirk*
But oh well, suit yourself....

At least I got mind blast.
Granted, I had to pay two people 80k each for it...
and even though the party wiped too the spamming of tribulation, poisonega II, and Thunderga III once or twice
besides the fact the pld...
died again after a mind purge and water IV ...which did like 915 dmg.
and even though we had to fight like 30 mobs
because it seemed like it was one of those blu days...
where we're all tards and seemingly have to fight
100 mobs just to learn 1 simple spell.
...after like 5hrs ...and some serious downtime between every fight...
in the end it was all worth it. 104/105 on spells now. *mwahahaha*

although... now I'm kind of a broke hume...
but I can make that gil back in 3-6 weeks tops

[Mega Boss]y or [Mega b*tch]y?
I've never seen that side of you.

Well, that's no fun... what am I supposed to do with a dressed mithra?
Oh, well... I could prolly run around and get aggro from soulflayers
I guess for fun ...de-lvl back to 1, y'know. :p

Just think, when you get your CoP done
of how much it'll be worth it when you get to *Sea*
not many people have access to it.

you'll be one of the few, the proud, the elite.






















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A day without blood is like a day without sunshine...

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Religion is regarded by the Common People as True,
by the Wise as False, and by the Rulers as Useful.

Post #838178
Posted 6/12/2008 9:31:19 AM


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OMG, i so want sea!! i logged in the other day and get a /tell "can you help me with a quest? i need 6 mithras" so i was like, meh, why not, its a 100k scroll and some newer people just don't have that kind of gil. I hop over to the watchtower through N. Sandy, and on the way I was invited to party. I zone in and there's another 75thf mithra, with full Homam set. *drools* and brutal and boxer, and then they showed me their haste set up, they're SATA set up, and their solo set up. OMG, i sooooo want it. come to Bismarck and help me through CoPs, i'll make it worth your while...


and my smn is only gimpy (lvl 22) because i'm so busy doing other things (but, i was badass smn in the dunes since i have allllllllll my avatars). Besides, whm/sch is where its at, i won't need a rdm or a brd. so pffffffft on them. lol - but i gotta work on that too. my sch is lvl 5. (its sooooo boring)

and yeah, i remember the Soulflayers in Mire. a rng buddy was pulling since it was my first time out there, and about halfway through an imp, all of the sudden i see "Kat, zone, now" then i see "The Soulflayer casts Flood on Katatonic" /groans, 1 shot cuz my shadows had been down from an imps -ga spell. *mutters* i'd like to kill them out of spite now.

Now we have a new guy in our ls, who wants to take on.... *drum roll* that corse NM in the chasm. :/ evil wicked things.

Well, hopefully you won't be going for all your spells then decide to retire your blu. What job is next that you'll obsess over? I'm working on my sam, and my blm. but my thf is next on the list to pimp out, my whm is doing ok with sky gear and almost full merits atm.




"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega" - Brodie, Mallrats
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Posted 6/13/2008 9:36:21 PM


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Make it worth My while... Share details? *very innocent grin*
Buuuuuuuut tonic doesn't Quetzalcoatl
suit My charming, eccentric, wicked, kinky-energy
and magnetic like personality?

Besides... I'm sure you have
some big huge gargantuan........ ....Galka's.
to help with your......... needs and heavy burdens.
I'm just a simple hume, with pimp-master skill *vegetta impression* ...over 9000!!!
What could I possibly.... help you with?

you wouldn't get CoP done with Me around
you'd be sooooo very... *hand gesture
for deep throating [Backhand Blow] [Job]* .....distracted. :p

Yeeeah, those Soulflayer ain't to be trifled with.
They're too overpowered, gotta kill them fast
or they'll just go to town on you. Since they represent those illithid mobs
from old D&D games ...I suppose that's too be expected from them.

Uck... the Corse mobs...
I remember trying for their "Memento Mori" a year or so ago...
more an annoying spell to get than anything else...
very time consuming.

*siiiigh* they make most Blu spells entirely useless too...
Mind Blast is one of the few exceptions.
It cannot be resisted by any type of mob.
But body slam for example...
the dragon mob you learn it from can use it
and do over 1000-1200 AOE but.... when blu uses it,
it only does about 72-170 AOE dmg
quite worthless and leaves something to be desired....

I'll prolly lvl Rdm, maybe...
if My Blu every hits 75 and I get the very last spell for it.
Blu is only 73 currently. Only need Asuran Claws now.

I'm scaaaaared to lvl Thf...I feel so helpless
without any magic. And not always so easy
for a melee-type to get an invite ...At least not compared to Brd...
with Brd 75... a person can get an invite in like 3-5 mins.

*whispers in your ear*
Mmm... it's Friday!
Hey tonic, Pssssst....















~~~~~~
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine...

~~~~~~
Religion is regarded by the Common People as True,
by the Wise as False, and by the Rulers as Useful.

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