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| | | | From: Dodgeball:A True Underdog Story
Patches O'Houlihan: [giving the pre-match pep talk] And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
Cotton McKnight: And the Average Joe's beat the Germans in a *shocking* upset.
Pepper Brooks: I feel *shocked*.
Patches O'Houlihan: My sweet dick, it's magic!
Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
White Goodman: I'm white. I'm white. W-H-I-T... E.
Patches O'Houlihan: I love the smell of queef in the morning.
Fran: I am in extreme state of arousal. Please to make sex all over my face.
Live.
Love.
Laugh.
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| | | | Boondock Saints (If you have not seen this movie yet.... do so *w*)
Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish
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| | | | From: The Simpsons Movie
Ned Flanders: Lord, we just want to give thinks before we partake of this bountiful [Bart hits the restaurant window naked] PENIS!
Rod and Tod: Bountiful penis!
Tod: Amen. |
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A day without blood is like a day without sunshine... 
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Religion is regarded by the Common People as True,
by the Wise as False, and by the Rulers as Useful. |
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